The Huish Family: Twilight Spoof

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Twilight Spoof

OK my sister found this HILARIOUS website- I hope this isn't too offensive to the true twilight lovers out there, but since it is all in fun-I hope you enjoy!
twilight spoof
remember to click on more to read the full dialogue

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Favorite Kid Quotes!

MD:
"Mom I have some good news and some bad news"
Me:
" Whats the good news
MD:
"The good news is I love the van."
Me: "and the bad news?
MD" We're all going to blow up!"

Hyrum:
"Mommy watch me!"
I turn to see him stop urinating mid flow
Me:
"Um thats awesome Hyrum"
Hyrum
"Yeah It's cuz I'm so amazing"

Me: (On the phone with my mother)
"I love talking to Michael Dunn lately"
MD overhearing:
"You like talking to me because I'm so great!"

MD:
"Daddy when you become a Grandpa I'm going to take your eyes out and throw them in the trash!"

Hyrum, after he realized he was constipated:
"I've got the bad poop! I want the good poop back!"

MD:
"Mommy my bee sting still hurts"
Me:
"Michael you were stung a few months ago-it shouldn't still hurt"
MD:
"It stung my bone! I am all bruisy!"

MD:
"I won! I won the Big trophy!"
Hyrum:
"And I won the little trophy!...I like little things..."

MD after walking into Olive Garden:
"I'm already disappointed! This place stinks!"

Seth:
"I love you so more!"
Mom "I love YOU so more!"
Seth "I love you so most!"

Grandma"Seth are you a stinker?"
Seth:"Maybe!"

Michael Dunn:
"Mommy you need to cool down your hotness!"

Hyrum:
"Mom I told people at school that my favorite movie was tinkerbell and they all LAUGHED at me!!! Let me tell you why it is my favorite. They sing pretty songs and they are all pretty."